As most of you pointed out, the IT Nerd was not able to put together a season preview with the help of a special guest. While the IT Nerd was busy with his actual day job, it paled in comparison to the schedule that our special guest had. I’ve finally been able to pull enough strings and get our guest to help us with a mid-season review. So please help me in welcoming our special guest for a look at the 2017 TBO season so far!
Welcome Mr. President!
Wow, Donald Trump is here to help talk TBO golf. Mr. President, what do you know about TBO golf?
Mr. President, we all know you are an avid golfer, tell us how you found out about TBO Golf?
Mr President, I know we have some golfers in the league who aren’t the best, but have some sympathy for us and our league. We enjoy golf, beer and the general banter in the clubhouse. Isn’t that good enough?
MR. PRESIDENT, WHY WOULD YOU MOCK ME?! I’M A NICE GUY, I TELL GOOD STORIES, I LIK-
….Let’s focus on what we’re here to talk about, Tiny Hands. Let’s first look at the individual standings. DJ Mahar has been having an impressive season. He has half his teams points (16 of 33 total), he is in the Top 5 Over Performing golfers (#3 at +7 vs. Quota) and his is getting lucky with his opponents shooting like crap (#3 luckiest with opponents shooting -19 vs. Quota). Your reaction, Tiny Hands?
As stupid as you look in the hardhat, I can’t argue with your smart assessment of DJ’s season. Some others are having good seasons as well. Tom and Jack Donegan are in first place and putting up impressive records.
Wow Mr. President, bold statement! If they don’t win the league, who do you like to win it?
You still haven’t answered my question, Mr. President. Who do you like to win the league?
Bold prediction Mr. President, they have quite a mountain to climb in the remaining weeks being 11.5 pts out of first place. How can you make that prediction with such confidence?
MR. PRESIDENT!! I will not respond to your accusations. I would rather hear your thoughts on what you think of the renovations down at Tanner.
It’s true, its taking a long time. What do you think about the renovations inside the clubhouse?
Mr. President, this is the tenth season of TBO golf. The Commissioner has done a great job these past ten years, right?
I disagree with you, Mr. President. He’s done a great job getting us idiots to put things together and collect money. Any thoughts on that?
OK, I think we’re starting to get off topic a bit here…Is there anything you’d like to close with?
